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HockeyMonkey needs your help, he has lost his butt. This is an artists’ representation of what it might look like:

If you have seen it, please provide details. Thanks!

pls help bring hockey’s butt home

RIP Hockey.

C’mon, there’s a time to be cheeky, butt there’s a lot at stake here.

This is a buttastrophe!

It pains me to know your butt is missing

Take my pink DK butt badge

EDIT: MAJORA ARE THOSE PUNS?!?! OUT.

you are a little late to the butt puns xandalf. butt, its never late for a few puns to crack everyone up

maybe make some “have you seen me?” signs? ill get the toilet paper

Heh. Butts.

Possible Sighting:

I feel the fact that Big Foot is next to Hockey’s runaway butt is a mere coincidence. Big Foot just happened to be taking a walk in the neighborhood when the police took that picture. Regardless, a Big Foot sighting isn’t very exciting or interesting.

We need to look more into this catastrophe. Hockey, that butt looks like it has a body too. I speculate your butt grew legs and detached from your body, ran away, and eventually grew into one ferocious butt monster. We need to stop this at all costs.

@Penguin

butts lololol

It did not simply walk onto the moon – it merged itself with the moon. I have proof, I just walked outside to look at the moon.

If you thought a butt running away and growing the body of Donkey Kong wasn’t crazy enough, it is now part of the the object watching over us every night as we sleep.

What’s next? Is HockeyMonkey’s butt planning world domination?

Hopefully you can get your ass back for the big opening

no no no, thats the dark side of the moon

Li’l Booty.

I haven’t seen Hockey’s butt… but I think I found someone related to it.

Stevesesy:

this site has gone so downhill

didn’t this site like come together and release an entire english translation of some unreleased game a few years ago?

as if this site doesn’t have a rich history of --posting and joke threads

And so Starmen.Net’s ancient tradition of crap posting rears its ugly head.