Flying Man S sprite Character Names!?!?

Ness? No this guy's name is "Sonic". And the girl is named "Amy".

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Yeah, I sure do love when games let you put in your own crazy names for characters. And since you may or may not be starting a new game of Earthbound around now, go ahead and think of some good names and post them here.
Remember: Five letters means short names!

I’m going for an Arc The Lad theme this time.
Ness: Arc, the main hero
Paula: Kukru (Kukuru), the warrior priestess
Jeff: Poco, the musician
Poo: Iga, the monk
King: Hemo-ji, one of those weird creatures
Fav food: Herb.
Fav thing: PK BrnGnd (Burn Ground, or as Arc’s voice acting says, “Baan Guraundo!”) Arc’s signature move.

Now go on and think of some good ones!
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Default for me. Always default. I have like OCD or something about RPGs. If the characters are not named what their names actually are, it just bugs me throughout the whole game. Exceptions are Pokemon and of course, RPGs with no default names.

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name Ness, Moo, or Bark. so when Giygas starts on with his rants he’ll be all like.
Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark , Bark , Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark.
HA, so lame……

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Also, I sometimes like to put [female private parts] for “favorite food”. Eat some, and then scoot up to bed, Ness!
Another, less immature, but still fun thing is to name Ness “I say” so everybody sounds all stuck up when they talk to him.

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Default for me. Always default. I have like OCD or something about RPGs. If the characters are not named what their names actually are, it just bugs me throughout the whole game. Exceptions are Pokemon and of course, RPGs with no default names.

This pretty much. Sometimes I’ll put something like babies or humans for favorite food, though.

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I love picking historical/political themes for playthroughs. Last year was the Nixon Administration, and the Chrono Trigger playthrough was the 1992 Presidential Election. This year, though, I think that we’ll move along to the other party.

Ness:
Paula: Rosie
Jeff: Cyrus
Poo: Zbig
Dog: Bozo
Favorite Food: Grits
Favorite Thing: Canals

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I went with a Team Fortress 2 theme last year so this year I think I’ll go with a Digimon theme

Ness: Tai
Paula: Sora
Jeff: Izzy
Poo: Cody
Dog: Agu
Favorite food: Eggs
Favorite thing: Digimn

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I think I might do The Beatles theme this year…unfortunately Poo’s name wont be george…instead georg. Food will only be Honey cause honey pie won’t fit and neither will truffle. Favorite thing is (of course) love!

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If I decide to try to keep up with the playthrough, I’ll definitely be naming my characters as various scientists.
Call me nerdy, but something’s just fun about ripping through foes with a systematic method of observing how you do it to do it better.

Ness = Issac (Newton, one of the most awesome scientists with the most potential)
Paula = Marie (Curie, who worked on radioactivity, making her a wielder (or target) of awesome energy based powers)
Jeff = Tesla (Nikola Tesla, the most badass inventor to ever walk the earth)
Poo = Kanda (actually Kanada. Hindu philosopher in the 6th or 2nd Century BCE who is said to have started the concept of the atom (separate from Leucippus and Democritus))

Favorite food: Coffee
Dog: Snuppy (first cloned dog)
Favorite thing: Ence (so Issac tried Psi Ence alpha

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Ness:Bernanke
Paula:Tofu
Jeff:Cow-Orker(sadly not fitting)Jeff
Poo:Star-Child
King:Jebils (Pronounced Je-bulls)
Favorite Food:Paula
Favorite Thing: Colgate

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    Ness: Heavy
    Paula: Medic
    Jeff: Scout
    Poo: Pyro
    King: Solly
    Food: Sandwch
    Thing: Sacha

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    ^Combining earthbound and tf2 is…GENIUS!
    Now where’s that pad and pencil?

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    I’d normally have fun with the names, but this will be my first time playing EB on a console (Wii’s Homebrew Channel, still don’t/can’t have the SNES cart) so I’ll be using default names.

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    ^Combining earthbound and tf2 is…GENIUS!
    Now where’s that pad and pencil?

    I did that last year in this way:

    Ness: Scout
    Paula: Pyro
    Jeff: Engie
    Poo: Spy
    King: Intel
    Food: Sandvch
    Thing: Bonk

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    funnily enough, I started a new game recently with a Sonic theme, just like the byline.

    Ness: Sonic
    Paula: Amy
    Jeff: Tails
    Poo: Knux
    King: Chao
    Food: Chilli (i couldn’t fit chilli dogs )
    Thing: Rings

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    Considering an L4D2 theme.

    Ness: Ellis
    Paula: Chell (as in “Rochelle,” but also reminiscent of our favourite Portal-puzzlin’ gal.)
    Jeff: Nick
    Poo: Coach (hahaha, “Prince Coach”)
    King: Some kind of special infected — Boomer, Tank, Jockey, Hunter, Smoker, or Witch would all fit. (Heck, with a little manipulation here and there, you could have an all-zombie team.)
    Food: Brains, of course :3
    Thing: Cr0wn (“headshot” doesn’t fit, sadly.)

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    The one above me looks cool. I’m going to go ahead and guess that it is Pokemon. Team Rocket. Only Bill and Bruno aren’t in Team Rocket…. I guess I’d say they are now

    Ness: Fox
    Paula: Krstal ( Krystal wouldn’t fit )
    Jeff: Slppy
    Poo: Falco
    Favourite Food: Aparoids ( lol yum)
    Favourite thing: Arwing

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    Thinkin’ about a South Park run. 8D
    Ness- Stan
    Paula- Wendy
    Jeff- Kenny (because for me, Jeff always dies first)
    Poo- Kyle
    Dog- Sparky
    Favorite Food- KFC
    Favorite Thing- Cussin’

    I’ll just call Porky ‘Cartman’ even though I technically can’t name him.

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    If anyone can guess this one, you are super-cool.

    Ness-Alan
    Paula-Ellie
    Jeff-Ian
    Poo-Robert
    Dog-Raptor
    Food-Meat
    Thing-ROAR!

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    ^Just a shot in the dark here, but I’m going with Jurassic Park.

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    These are the ones I chose.

    Ness-Sora
    Paula-Kairi
    Jeff-Riku
    Poo-Leon
    Dog-keybd
    Food-Gummi
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    Don’t know if anybody else has done this, but I’m using a “The Young Ones” theme.

    I chose Helen for Paula, because if you’ll remember there was that woman in the episode “Time” named “Helen.” Then I chose plates for food, because Vyvyan mentioned in “Cash” that broken dishes was his recipe. Summer is the PK Special because they do seem to like summer a lot, as shown in the last episode, Summer Holiday. I mean, who doesn’t?

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    Pokemon Special Theme. Go.

    Ness: Red
    Paula: Yellow or in this case Yelow
    Jeff: Pearl
    Poo: Dia
    King: Saur
    Food: Bread
    Thing: Pika

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    Ness: Ector
    Paula: Girl
    Jeff: 4EYES
    Poo: (NAUGHTY WORDS)
    King: Nova
    Food: Junk
    Thing: HATE

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    Ness: Spike
    Paula: Faye
    Jeff: Ed
    Poo: Jet
    King: Ein
    Food: Mshrom
    Thing: Bebop

    Oh, I crack myself up with these.

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    Ness: Feenie (hehe)
    Paula: Maya (or Pearl or Mia. One of the Faye sisters/cousins.)
    Jeff: (I know there’s someone who wears glasses. I just forgot.)
    Poo: Edgey
    King: Charlie (the plant in Phoenix’s building, remember?)
    Food: Burgers (maybe? Maya loves burgers.)
    Thing: HoldIt (maybe? I wish I could put objection.)

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    Ness – Sisto (Who coulda guessed, right?)
    Paula – Cassy (My BFF (Best female friend))
    Jeff – Jesus (Another friend of mine)
    Poo – Asian (All my Asian friends have long names. ;_;)
    King – Lil’ K (Lil’ King is adorable.)
    Food – Gurt (Frozen yogurt is the best.)
    Favorite Thing – Rockin (As always.)

    And this year I shall be playing EarthBound on my Super Nintendo with glorious speaker sound. <3

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      I won’t be doing this one, but

      Ness – Jack
      Paula – Kate
      Jeff – Sayid
      Poo – Jin
      King – Vince
      Food – Mangos
      Thing – Paunch!

      or,

      Ness – Ben
      Paula – Julie (Juliet)
      Jeff – Mick (Mikhail)
      Poo – Dogen
      King – Bear
      food – Rabbit
      Thing – Smokie

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      Ness – Taco!
      Paula – Terri
      Jeff- Hola!
      Poo- Aziz
      King- Bumblb
      food- YOU!
      Thing- Hammer

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      I have two ideas based on Final Fantasy
      Ness- Cloud(similar stats and my favorite character gets a more fitting role)
      Paula-Terra(similar purpose)
      Jeff-Squall/Zidane(Favorite punching bag/similar techniques)
      Poo-Bartz(Mimicry)
      Dog-Tidus(he was a B****)
      Food-Vann(we ate him)
      Thing-Ultima
      …and for fun…
      Pokey-Kefka(similar insanity)
      Picky-Sephiroth(mama’s boy)
      Tracy-Lightning(she does take after her brother according to Harmony:))
      Dungeon Man-Gilgamesh(Morphing Time!)
      Teddy Bear-Moogle(Kup0 indeed!)

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      Ness –Soap
      Paula – Sasha
      Jeff – Roach
      Poo – Ghost
      King – Woods
      food – Frags
      Thing – Semtex

      Going Call of Duty-theme this year.

      With the exception of Sasha (A Russian in MW) and Frank (Frank Woods, from Black Ops), the rest are from MW2.

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      Ness- Psyko
      Paula- Lola
      Jeff- Rob
      Poo- Ping
      King- Bones
      food- soup
      thing- P-40

      That’s the plan.

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      Ness, Paula, Jeff, and Poo

      King: Momizi
      Favorite Food: Gelato
      Favorite Thing: Uguu~musicnote

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      Did you guys know that for eight years I didn’t know “Don’t Care” gave you names? I didn’t figure out where everyone was getting Ness, Paula, Jeff, and Poo from until one day when I was 16 I accidently chose “Don’t Care” and had my mind blown away! lol.

      Anyways, I always used me and my friends from school’s names.

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      I suggest Giygas

      Then the game becomes some weird paradox thing where Giygas is trying to stop Ness but at the same time is helping him.

      AND at the end Giygas destroys himself!

      Ain’t I clever?

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      Hi there. I hope what I named Poo isn’t offensive or anything!

      Ness: Kyle
      Paula: Sarah
      Jeff: Zach
      Poo: Osuke
      King: Scoot
      Food: Rolls
      Thing: Light

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      Paula: Marle
      Jeff: Dr. W
      Poo: Budha
      King: Boney
      Food: OREOZ
      Thing: Fnfest

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      Oh, I don’t know…

      Ness-Jak
      Paula-Keira
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      Poo-Samos
      Dog’s Name-Hog
      Favorite Food-Yakkow
      Favorite Thing-Guns

      Guess what game I’m basing these off!

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      Layton theme. <333

      Ness – Luke
      Paula – Flora
      Jeff – Layton
      Poo – Paolo
      King – Gizmo
      Favorite Food – Tea
      Favorite Thing – Puzzlin’

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        Ness – MaBoi
        Paula – Impa
        Jeff – OH MY
        Poo – King
        King – Morshu
        Food – DINNER
        Favorite thing- BOMBS?

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        Ness: John
        Paula: Paula (LOL)
        Jeff: Georg(e)
        Poo: Ringo
        King: Martha (Paul’s dog)
        Food: Tea
        Thing: Love

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