I live on comedy.
One day I’ll probably die from too much of it.
You have to at least double the amount of garlic they provide you with though. Actually that is like my baseline rule for most recipes come to think of it…
You can never have too much garlic.
As for one of my food recommendations, my dad used to have this food served at his school called “Frito boats”. Basically they would dump chili into a bag of Fritos and give the kids a spoon. Sounds weird but it’s actually really good. I usually just pour Fritos from a large bag into a bowl and then heat up some chili. You can make your own of course, but I find Nalley canned chili tastes best.
Mad Duck is the best enemy in the Mother series,
and there’s nothing you can say that will change my mind
I ever wondered what the earthbound burgers taste like
This is a question for me, since I’m an active fan of a lot of the foods eaten in this game (besides coffee…very caffeine sensitive).
A food that’s similar in ingredients to the average burger is a kebab sandwich, which is also a healing item in the game. However, while the kebab heals 120 HP, the burger heals only 40. So, from that, I imagine the basic burger is fairly bland. Uncooked unions, packet ketchup, thin patty, no pickles, too much lettuce. This likely still applies to the double-burger, since even though a double burger is a burger that has two patties, the kebab still heals more. It could also be argued that the kebab is just such high quality that it heals more, but I wouldn’t buy it since there’s no ovens in Scaraba, so thus there isn’t anywhere pita could be baked. That implies the pita is imported, and thus not good enough to be that great. So the burgers probably aren’t great. No wonder they keep getting found in the trashcans.
I live on comedy.
One day I’ll probably die from too much of it.
I had a walkin taco yesterday
it was pretty good
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There’s this breakfast chain called “Broken Yolk Cafe”
I completely forgot that place existed, there used to be one near me back when I lived in San Diego. Too bad I never ate there, it sounds really good!
Mad Duck is the best enemy in the Mother series,
and there’s nothing you can say that will change my mind
if we talkin food I gotta mention the undertale café that ran out of sans soda and started selling “reigen supreme”
man would I have loved to try that
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I really wanna try 1-up mushrooms and see what they tase like
Also, Banana bread with chocolate chips in it is S+ tier, as well as Fajitas
“Stickiness is the most underrated of all the -nesses”
-Isabella Garcia-Shapiro
1-Up Mushrooms definitely taste like Smarties, don’t ask me why.
What is love, if not sharing food with someone, and then running away from that someone,
as they chase after you, shouting “That was my food, give me back my food”?
Food’s okay, but doesn’t quite live up to the hype. 6/10.
Rumors of my death are, in fact, completely accurate.
food is nothing until you have a beef kebab sandwich or Wawa Italian hoagie or something.
-3/10 for my school lunch though, all they had that was lactose-free today was a pile of defrosted green beans with nothing else so I just took a thing of mac and cheese because it came with a breadstick.
I live on comedy.
One day I’ll probably die from too much of it.
food is nothing until you have a beef kebab sandwich or Wawa Italian hoagie or something.
-3/10 for my school lunch though, all they had that was lactose-free today was a pile of defrosted green beans with nothing else so I just took a thing of mac and cheese because it came with a breadstick.
Ugh, sometimes school lunch is absolutely disgusting. My school has at least edible food, and sometimes it’s actually pretty good if made right. School lunch ruined carrots for me with the mini frozen carrots and the semi-rotten strawberries and tiny apples. Gross. I usually just get the pizza, it’s safer than some of the other stuff they have. I wouldn’t touch my school’s quesadillas with a 39 1/2 foot pole.
“Stickiness is the most underrated of all the -nesses”
-Isabella Garcia-Shapiro
My school’s food is still school food, but its much better than my previous school’s food so I’m just happy to have that.
Mad Duck is the best enemy in the Mother series,
and there’s nothing you can say that will change my mind
I give out food like a candy dispenser at school, if you’re nice 
A boi who’s weird but still chill.
I give out food like a candy dispenser at school, if you’re nice
I bring a paper bag stuffed with ketchup packets to school every day because let’s be real the ketchup at the PhilaSD is ass
I live on comedy.
One day I’ll probably die from too much of it.
didn’t jeopardy once have a clue about these that dubbed them “meals rejected by everyone”?
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You mean food like Kids Cuisines or airline food?
“Stickiness is the most underrated of all the -nesses”
-Isabella Garcia-Shapiro
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