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Good Names For A Band:

We've all had at least one.

Drake Inferno
Court-recognized cheese yoinker

This is just to have a place a place for all the weird little phrases or word jumbles you’ve collected on the road of life that glint as they pass in just such a way that you have to say “That’d be a great name for a band.” I have to believe I’m not the only one who does this. Here’s my list as it currently stands:

. Self Inflicted Stagnation
. Hex Basic Logic
. Lesbians, Hubris, and Murder
. Incredibly Young Corpses
. Destiny Fridge Wiener
. Meta-Narrative Shenanigan Power
. Anti-Warm
. Remote Psychic Apoptosis
. Walrus Essence
. Radical Cadaver
. Superluminal Gender
 . Valid Alice
 . Good Love The Dude

You don’t need to know what the bands would even be all about, it’s mostly a collection of nice phrases as much as anything, but if you do actually have ideas for what these bands and their songs would be, all the better!

What is love, if not sharing food with someone, and then running away from that someone,
as they chase after you, shouting “That was my food, give me back my food”?

Amphiachyris dracunculoides

The one “would be a good name for a band phrase” I remember, for some reason, is “Catinabag” which I think would be an excellent name if I ever decide to go into experimental electronica

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cassowary.me

Weirdly enough, I’m a pomegranate.

“Pre-tortellini Salad Disaster”
-(silv asking what PTSD stood for last night)

I live on comedy.

One day I’ll probably die from too much of it.

LET THE FISH WHO THINKS HE KNOWS NO FEAR LOOK WELL UPON MY FACE

this is my rank #2

- AVVT-17
- »”d±TmƒœƒUYr$;ûñ® (The is silent)
- Economial Arsenal
- RNG to the Shadow Realm
- Mistakes are Proof that You are Lying
- Imply and Command
- ARBFUNK
- DUCKNEESE
- S M A C C
- Spog
- GUMBOLAYA!
- Tony
- funny bird
- mac n chez
- e
- E
- Skin Thieves

I am a Coolio Burgers kind of guy.

EmperorScarlet

If I had a heavy metal band, it would be called Nyfe.

The Barrier Trio is guarding the Needle. The best way to take them down is to� STRATEGY.

Weirdly enough, I’m a pomegranate.

Another silv forgetting what something stands from (this time it was PVCs)

“Premature Ventriloquist Contraptions”

he’s a natural at this

I live on comedy.

One day I’ll probably die from too much of it.

The Dracula Spectacula

alison chains

“I won’t accept the ban from anyone but my true love Jordan Keller.”

Drake Inferno
Court-recognized cheese yoinker

Based on a recent spambot post, “Unstable Birthday”.

What is love, if not sharing food with someone, and then running away from that someone,
as they chase after you, shouting “That was my food, give me back my food”?

Amphiachyris dracunculoides

UnfoundedRevenge:
alison chains

Ok this one is really good

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cassowary.me

The Dracula Spectacula

they often open for alex is on fire

“I won’t accept the ban from anyone but my true love Jordan Keller.”

OilFreak

Ice cream suicide.
First album: Slid into the bucket
based on an experience at work where a cone fell over on its own and slid off the counter and into the waste bucket.

100 percent that Umbran Witch

An*l Cavity.

Read it in a medical journal once.

Your local they/them enby Lesbian.

If I was your child, I’d be an awfully ugly witch, wouldn’t I?

Drake Inferno
Court-recognized cheese yoinker

Congragitations and Glossolaliattack are two I’ve been holding onto for a while.

What is love, if not sharing food with someone, and then running away from that someone,
as they chase after you, shouting “That was my food, give me back my food”?

Stargazing? Pah! Cloudgazing!

Strange Situation
Under the Wing
Star’s Strike (for a brighter future!!)
Of Stupidity
Nausea

Partially taken from books, otherwise just thrown together for fun

100 percent that Umbran Witch

Fruit Loopery.

Your local they/them enby Lesbian.

If I was your child, I’d be an awfully ugly witch, wouldn’t I?

Amphiachyris dracunculoides

And they record all their music in FruityLoops, I assume.

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cassowary.me

100 percent that Umbran Witch

And eat Fruit Loops on tour.

Your local they/them enby Lesbian.

If I was your child, I’d be an awfully ugly witch, wouldn’t I?

Amphiachyris dracunculoides

And they require all the orange fruit loops to be removed, obviously

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cassowary.me

PKOcfrom

Pressure Cooker Bomb

Their first EP was an underground hip-hop hit.

Drake Inferno
Court-recognized cheese yoinker

I still think The Blight Ganons would be a great name for a Black Mages-style Zelda metal band.

What is love, if not sharing food with someone, and then running away from that someone,
as they chase after you, shouting “That was my food, give me back my food”?

Weirdly enough, I’m a pomegranate.

Zach Rizz Mice

I live on comedy.

One day I’ll probably die from too much of it.

100 percent that Umbran Witch

From a Bayonetta quote, “Bald Space Marine”.

(Rodin’s side metalcore project)

Your local they/them enby Lesbian.

If I was your child, I’d be an awfully ugly witch, wouldn’t I?

EmperorScarlet

John Frum
Unbalanced Humors
Orange Monotony
The Deep End

The Barrier Trio is guarding the Needle. The best way to take them down is to� STRATEGY.

100 percent that Umbran Witch

Seymour the House is on Fire

Your local they/them enby Lesbian.

If I was your child, I’d be an awfully ugly witch, wouldn’t I?

PKOcfrom

Lotus of the Umbra:
Seymour the House is on Fire

That’d be a great name for a punk band

100 percent that Umbran Witch

And their debut album: An Unforgettable Luncheon.

Your local they/them enby Lesbian.

If I was your child, I’d be an awfully ugly witch, wouldn’t I?

Drake Inferno
Court-recognized cheese yoinker

Despite Your Directions is also an incredible name for a punk album.

What is love, if not sharing food with someone, and then running away from that someone,
as they chase after you, shouting “That was my food, give me back my food”?

EmperorScarlet

Six Feet Over

The Barrier Trio is guarding the Needle. The best way to take them down is to� STRATEGY.

OilFreak

I was going to suggest Fear Factory after the stage in Donkey Kong country, but I looked it up and that is an actual band name.

The Dracula Spectacula

guess we’ll settle for bayou boogie then won’t we

“I won’t accept the ban from anyone but my true love Jordan Keller.”

My lawyer has advised me not to publicly disclose my relationship with fish and women

My own band is called Dead Bug, a versatile name that we like to change for every situation. For example, when we performed in the mini competition at our drumline celebration picnic we called ourselves “The Blue Dead Bugs” as a reference to The Blue Devils, a drum corps, as well as the many other well-to-do drum corps that start their names off with “The Blue”. Maybe I should call myself “The Blue Very”.

Go to the Starmen Wiki and write a page right now. https://starmen.fandom.com/wiki/Special:AllPages

As a joke band, I have always wanted to put together an industrial metal group called Nihilism R’ Us.

The joke would be that the band only sings happy songs, just in a really, REALLY aggressive way.

Imagine Trent Reznor backed by the bands Slipknot and Depeche Mode while singing songs “I Want to Hold Your Hand,” “Mr. Blue Sky,” and “Rosanna.”

“Never be cruel, and never be cowardly.
Hate is always foolish, and love is always wise.”
-The Doctor

Weirdly enough, I’m a pomegranate.

Witness-Free Zone

I live on comedy.

One day I’ll probably die from too much of it.

100 percent that Umbran Witch

Contains nudity and additional character development. A Riot Grrl band.

Your local they/them enby Lesbian.

If I was your child, I’d be an awfully ugly witch, wouldn’t I?

Silver_Cave

Weezer.

Ciao for now!

Drake Inferno
Court-recognized cheese yoinker

More of an album name than a band, but Den of Inequity is pretty good.

What is love, if not sharing food with someone, and then running away from that someone,
as they chase after you, shouting “That was my food, give me back my food”?

Sword of Dorks

eldritch enthusiast

I combed through my discord server for these. when context is welcome I have provided it.

Kirby and What Happens When God Goes Out for Milk¹
TACO BACO
become see-through
The Travailler
reincarnage
be gay, fight crime²
welcome to the dumpster fire
biblical bunny maids³
Eat the Pain
Verbal Irony
old-flash-cartoons-chat⁴
How Dare You Kill My Dad⁵
Big Jakt⁶
Chess on a Flume⁷
Say Hell
Phytofulgurite⁸
White Leviathan
Heterochromia
Yo-Yo Jesus Comes to Town!⁹
le feu est fou¹⁰
post-historic
Reverbereus

referring to kirby and the forgotten land
ah yes, fanfiction. this is meant for a libromancer ship called geekfire. I might still use it
cursed scp fanart
one day a lot of talk about flash occurred in the starmen.net discord. this channel proceeded to exist.
I found a character alignment chart that I could name every character on except for the one on that tile, so I just dubbed them with that name
based off a twitter post (I refuse to call it X) that pitted two different kinds of character outfit aesthetics against each other, one being big pants and the other big jackets. except it was phrased as the comedic “BIG PANT OR BIG JAKT”. personally I’m on the side of big pant but big jakt is like 50 times funnier.
pic of two people playing chess on a disney attraction
class of fulgurites that “result from partial to total alteration of biomass (e.g. grasses, lichens, moss, wood).” (Wikipedia)
actually I lied, I don’t have context for this and your guess is as good as mine
french for ‘the fire is crazy’, meant to be used for: you guessed it, fanfiction. meant to be an online name for the protagonist.

enjoy. or cringe and suffer. or both.

A boi who’s weird but still chill.

Weirdly enough, I’m a pomegranate.

those are good.

Encounted the hypothetical band namse “Thimie the Cryptid” and “The Slay Frogs” while working a LARP the past two weeks.

I live on comedy.

One day I’ll probably die from too much of it.

RedShadow13
Remember me?

my wife and i came up with this before we even started dating:

band name: open mouth, insert foot
debut album: potatoes, fat chicks, and gold
radio played single from the album: three fingers and a tube sock

Lurker extraordinaire!

Tazmily Menace

two way traffic

WEEZER. WEEZER. WEEZER.

Weirdly enough, I’m a pomegranate.

Back from another week of camp for a singular weekend.

-Nobody Likes Ham
-Pennsylvania JPEG
-Mad Tree Scientist
-Pioneer Era
-New Kidnapping
-The Mattson House

I live on comedy.

One day I’ll probably die from too much of it.

EmperorScarlet

Not a band, but I’ve always said my rapper name would be Young Flight Risk.

The Barrier Trio is guarding the Needle. The best way to take them down is to� STRATEGY.

Silver_Cave

EmperorScarlet:
Not a band, but I’ve always said my rapper name would be Young Flight Risk.

I havent seen you here in FOREVER how you been and… (do you remember me?)

[dont kill me drake]

Ciao for now!

Drake Inferno
Court-recognized cheese yoinker

Silver_Cave:
[dont kill me drake]

Pow! You are dead.

What is love, if not sharing food with someone, and then running away from that someone,
as they chase after you, shouting “That was my food, give me back my food”?

soritotito88

Oh a band name thing! I want to try it:

- The Little Twinkies
- Damn I Forgot to Add The Name
- Puppies of Chaos
- Robot Rock
- Sandwich Mayhem (pro tip: grab any word and conbine it with Mayhem to form a badass name)
- Band Name
- Computer Brothers from (add your actual location)
- Merciful Salad
- Mordecai & the Rigby’s
- Pootis Pow!
(pootis pow inpired by this name:

Drake Inferno:
Pow! You are dead.

and i thing that’s it.

WOW MOM LOOK! NOW I’M A BUNCH OF GIANT LETTERS!!!

The Dracula Spectacula

The Banned

“I won’t accept the ban from anyone but my true love Jordan Keller.”

Livin' Chaotic Neutral

I once had a band called “Catgirl Homicide” (still up on Bandcamp!) but we dissolved due to lack of time. My partner and I went from that to “Pack The Harbor Club” and that’s been serving us pretty well.

Meelie (she/it)

Weirdly enough, I’m a pomegranate.

Not a band per say, but while at my final week of camp (the past week) I encountered the phrase “Propane Speedrun”. Now that would make an awesome 2010s webcomic title now wouldn’t it?

I live on comedy.

One day I’ll probably die from too much of it.

The Dracula Spectacula

reminds me of pro-pain

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StarstorDandee

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