Hello, everyone! I apologize for the late start, but the new theories post for the month is finally ready for action. Hopefully next time I will not delay as much. Maybe I am just sorry that October is over, but November’s pretty alright, too. My, how the year has blown by.
In October, I provided the following prompt: What was the doomed future like, and how did Buzz Buzz escape to the past? It seems, however, that we only received one response last month! I had meant to make a submission too, but sadly, I fell through on my promise. I will make one this month, however.
The victory goes to reincarnated? for their interesting depiction of what a world captured by the might of Giygas may have looked like — and how his natural antithesis may have struck back against him.
I picture the future earth full of brainwashed, zombified, and enslaved people. After Giygas became ruler of the cosmos, he brainwashed the people of the earth into doing his bidding by instilling fear into the hearts of all citizens. By using his mind control, he had the power to project painfully accurate and disturbing images into the minds of ordinary people, torturing them until their minds basically turned into vegetables, and they would do anything just to rid themselves of more torture. The citizens would be forced to build robots such as Starmen, Wooly Shamblers, and Atomic power robots, which would eventually replace all human life, so there wouldn’t be anyone to go against Giygas’s rule. Humans and robots would be selected at random to travel to the future to try and bring down Ness and his team. In Earthbound, the brainwashed people are seen as having blue faces. This is because all of the factory smog has left little to no air on earth for the humans to breath, hence turning their faces blue through asphyxiation. At the time that Buzz-buzz traveled back from, all that was left of eath were huge factories, and humans had almost been wiped out completely by robots.
Giygas is known to be the embodiment of all evil, but was there ever a manifestation of good? I think that there was another force at play in the battle for world-domination, an Anti-giygas. The universe was kept in balance when the two forces were equal, but when bad started to overthrow the good, terrible things started to happen. After being overthrown by Giygas, Anti-giygas realized that it needed to use its powers before it was destroyed completely. It harnessed the rest of its powers to travel back in time to 199X. While traveling through time, it did not have enough energy to keep itself in one piece. The Anti-giygas shattered into hundreds of pieces, with its main consciousness being kept in one small body. It chose the name Buzz-buzz because it was easyer for the children to understand then its true name, and even though it was small, the thing now called Buzz-buzz still had the PSI powers of a god.
The rest of Buzz-buzzes pieces were scattered around the world as magic butterflies. They did not hold the mind of the Anti-giygas, but they still has a bit of leftover PSI, which they would then pass on to Ness and his friends.
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Buzz Buzz, the insect from the future, is quite a small little thing. After all, he’s only a couple pixels big. However, he’s not the smallest character in the world of EarthBound. Maybe there’s a few characters that are so small, you’d be able to put them on top of your hamburger buns!
In EarthBound, Ness and his friends can find two tiny sesame seeds within the Dusty Dunes Desert — one black and the other white. We learn from the two that they used to love each other, but have now been seemingly split apart, scattered far from each other in the desert. What’s the backstory between these two and how did they get split up? What sort of relationship drama may have occurred between sesame seeds, after all? Did they used to own a house or did they live on top of a palm tree? Perhaps they were once married and a monkey was their divorce lawyer? This prompt is a bit silly in tone, so feel free to be silly as well! Researched theories and written prose alike are acceptable submissions.
The due date for this prompt is November 30st, 11:59 PM EST! I hope you’re starting to think of some potential origin stories for these two sesame seeds. If you don’t, maybe you should look into some seeds of inspiration? No? Not funny? Well, there’s only so many jokes you can make about this topic. So sesame, anyway. (Says me? No? C’mon…)