Thistle Apartment, Vancouver.
6:30 PM on Saturday.
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I wonder if it’s possible to waste one’s entire life away in uselessness. Come the weekend, all that seems left for me is the world outside. You know, searching aimlessly for my father, as if that man I haven’t seen in seven years will actually return. Snow is furiously descending from the skies, and the streets outside are mostly empty.
Lit by the incessant glow of skyscrapers, this is just an ordinary night for Vancouver. For me….for me, it’s boring.
Lucilla: Mason, what are you up to?
Mom calls to me from where she’s sitting at the kitchen table. That’s right, I guess you can’t see me, when I’m lying down on the couch and only my feet are sticking out.
Mason: As much as I’d love to say that I’m reading a book, or doing my homework, or sleeping, I’m just thinking.
Mom laughs.
Lucilla: About what?
Mason: About the uselessness of my life. That’s it, I guess.
I hear chairs shifting as Mom stands up, holding her laptop, and sits right down on me.
Mason: Mom stop. Mom, get off of me! It really hurts!
Mom doesn’t move, only forcing me further into the couch.
Mason: Mom, what are you doing?
Lucilla: Well, you said your life is useless, right? So I’m making it not. Because you’re acting as a couch for me.
Mason: But Mom, you’re heavy…maybe if it was someone younger than me I’d be able to stand it, but you’re just too heavy…
Lucilla: Then let’s find a different purpose for us to serve!
Mom reaches into her jacket’s pocket and pulls out a few loonies.
Lucilla: Let’s go eat something!
Mason: No no no, you can’t get into a restaurant with just those coins….
Lucilla: I don’t mean out to eat! Besides, Mason, we already hate! I mean…hmm….
Mason: Not only that, any vendors set up outside are all gone by now. By the time winter hits, everyone evacuates inside. The only place where you’d be able to get food for just those coins would be a….
Mason and Lucilla: A candy shop.
Mason: Exactly.
Mom gets off of me, sets her laptop back down on the kitchen table, and shakes the coins in front of me.
Lucilla: Don’t you want to go? You haven’t had candy in a while, have you?
Mason: …Exactly how is this going to make my life not incredibly useless?
Sometimes I find it impossible to trace the logic of Mom’s mind.
Lucilla: Because we’re paying the salaries of the poor souls forced to work at a candy shop on a night like this, of course! Let’s go.
Mason: Okay, okay.
Slightly reluctantly, I leave the apartment with Mom. She locks the door behind us, and dressed in coats, gloves, scarves, and boots, we leave.
Mason: Let’s take the elevator.
Lucilla: Well, we do live on the top floor of our apartment building…
We get into the elevator and ride down until we’re out, finding ourselves on a lonely back street of Vancouver. The main downtown streets aren’t far away, though, and finding the nearest candy shop shouldn’t be any problem at all.
Demonic wind blasts snow towards it, but we keep trudging on, Mom staying close to me. The street is dark and lonely, and only the flickering light of streetlamps keeps us going in the right direction.
Mason: Mom, do you know where you’re going?
Suddenly, the worry of freezing to death out here gets to me. This is why I rarely go outside in the winter, especially when it’s been incessantly snowing like it was today.
Lucilla: You see, there’s this shop that your father always took me to, back when I was growing up here. It’s on Robson Street. Called The Candy Aisle.
Mason: Ooh..nice name, huh?
Lucilla: Indeed, indeed.
Mason: You sure it isn’t closed? I’d hate to arrive there and have it be closed.
Despite today’s slothfulness, at the absurd idea of going to a candy store in the evening with Mom, I can’t help but smile. She always has the most brilliant ideas to cheer me up.
Mom gets out her phone and searches it up.
Lucilla: It closes at 8 PM today. So we’re fine.
Mom scrolls down and shows me the types of candy they have.
Mason: That’s a lot of variety…54 different kinds of gummy candies, you say?
Lucilla: Well, it’s not lying.
Crossing the street, with the snow still blaring down on us, we finally reach Robson Street, where a few people walk here and there. Despite it snowing, the constant flow of cars has reduced the road’s snow to sludge, and the glowing stores and lights of cars keep it bright.
Mason: Which direction is the shop?
Lucilla: Umm….
She starts fiddling with her phone again.
Lucilla: It’s to the left.
Mason: Let’s hurry. I’m freezing…
Mom puts her arm around me, and we share our warmth. Soon enough, a snow-covered sign says The Candy Aisle, except that the C has been completely covered in snow by now, as has the y, changing the name to The And Aisle. I laugh.
Lucilla: What’s so funny, Mason?
Mason: Look at the sign. The name’s changed.
Mom giggles too, and finally, with the cold freezing our skin, we enter the store to warm up and buy candy.
Instantly, the sound changes, and the wind sounds less harsh and threatening and much more relaxing. A bell rings. No music plays, and the store is completely empty, giving it a haunted feel.
Mason: The lights are on…but nobody’s at the counter. Are you sure it’s open?
Lucilla: If it wasn’t, then the door wouldn’t have opened for us.
Quickly, though, a woman comes through an entryway in the back to greet us.
???: Here to buy candy on this snowy evening?
Lucilla: Even on snowy evenings, candy will always be the best treat on the planet. Now, Mason, let’s pick out candy worth 10 dollars altogether, okay?
Mason: Wow…you’re willing to spare that much?
Lucilla: It’s no problem. Don’t worry. Come on, the point is that you’re serving a purpose, aren’t you?
Mason: I’m not the one spending the money, Mom. You are.
Mom dumps the coins into my pocket. It makes me smile, and she smiles back.
We start browsing the store.
Lucilla: Wow, this actually reminds me…I haven’t had candy in a long while either…
Mason: Don’t get too attached, Mom. Next thing you know you’ll be eating meat again and we won’t be vegetarians any more.
Lucilla: Oh, you’re right…let’s not go too gung-ho over the candy.
Mason: Why’s the licorice all dark? I’m used to colourful stuff…
Mom looks at it more closely.
Lucilla: It’s all Dutch licorice. Huh, interesting, I had no idea the Dutch made licorice.
Mason: …If only they offered ‘The History of Candy’ as a class online, eh?
Mom laughs.
Mason: Oh, here’s all the sour candy.
Lucilla: Aren’t they all so cute and colourful? Especially the cola bottles. Oh, and the watermelon slices. I might just buy some of these.
Mom gets a candy bag and throws some of the sour gummies in. She’s always been a sucker for them. I like them, but the sweeter kind of gummy always tastes better. Luckily, that’s what’s next in the rows.
Lucilla: Aww, they’ve got those fried egg candies!
Mason: Mom, they don’t really have any taste, you know that, right?
Lucilla: Oh…yeah, I suppose you’re right.
We peer over the candies until Mom notices something interesting.
Lucilla: Wait…are those gummy octopuses?
Mason: Octopi? Octopuses? I have no idea….maybe they’re both right….
Lucilla: I’m gonna get some of them, kay?
Mason: Sounds good to me.
Mom puts some of the gummy octopuses/octopi into our bag, alongside some cute swirly bears, and we continue around the store. Mom and I laugh at the jawbreakers, joke about rockets and their weird name in the United States, and gloat over the candy coated marshmallow eggs.
By the time we’ve rounded through the whole store, I can barely hear the snow outside, fully absorbed into a world of candy galore.
Mason: By the way, Mom, this is the only time we’re doing this, okay? Then we’re going back to regular eating.
Suddenly, Mom bursts out laughing.
Mason: Huh? What’s so funny, Mom?
Lucilla: If this were a normal family, it’d be me telling that to you….but here you are, telling your own mother that we shouldn’t be buying candy…
I get what she’s saying, but I can’t seem to find it funny. I just stand there, blank-faced, until the two of us go up to the counter and buy our candy. It comes to a price much larger than 10 dollars, since Mom bought too much, but nonetheless she just gets out her wallet, buys it all, and we go home with candy in our mouths.
Slowly, together, we walk home in the darkness.
Mason: You know, Mom…I don’t really know if my opinion of myself has changed at all….I’m still pretty useless.
Mom turns to face me.
Lucilla: What if I said that today, you made me happy? Would that be a good enough purpose, at least for now?
And I can’t help but smile.