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I call it: Fish 2
I gave it LEGS because fish dont have those and thats real lame and NOT cool. It can do a super cute- uh I mean SUPER COOL AND RAD dance to distract our enemies.
I also gave it a ROBOT EYE because it looks really cool and rad!

We can see about adding laser beam capabilities in sure-to-be-a-hit Fish 3!

HOLY -- A FEW YEARS AGO I HAD AN AU WHERE THAT EXACT THING HAPPENED

Colonels, Troopers, and even his royal porkyness himself, I emerge from the Sunshine Forest with a new chimera! I would be honoured to present:

The Preying Mantis!

See, bugs are cool and all, but you know what’s cooler? Bugs with mechanical legs and actual scythes for limbs. And the Preying Mantis has all that and more! A new set of hindwings means better flight, and a modified antenna was added to ensure that this chimera will always listen to orders. So they’re dangerous and obedient!

They even have spikes on them! Because what’s cooler than spikes? Nothing, that’s what!

AKA: the bug person drew a bug, surprising no one.

It’s a squid… with electric eels for tentacles… I call it the Squeel. Squid. Eel. Squeel. Pigs make that noise too. I hope this will appease the all-powerful Master P.

Greetings, my comrades and his kingship.
I bestow now upon your eyes the Eman-on.
To be truthful, upon discovery of this strange creature, it was neither lame or boring. Instead, it was quite like it is now. I made only a few adjustments to its features upon employment.
But do not be assured of my laziness, you see, because the obtaining of such a specimen was irksome on its own. After much trouble, I gained access to the ruins of village which had been devastated by both natural and unnatural events. Upon investigation, I discovered a great many interesting things but most curious of all was this fascinating animal. It was uncovered in the basement of a secret laboratory.
I honestly do not know if its creator had achieved their desired goal or screwed up majorly, but I think we can all agree that this creature is.. erm.. interesting to behold. It appears be some sort of tortoise, with a Cute Li’l UFO for a shell, a Tangoo for a tail, Nuclear Reactor Robot arm/tentacle thingys, and a face reminiscent of a Fobby.
I present this chimera for whatever use you may have for it.

(I apologize that it is not a png, but it is absolutely horrifying without the background because it’s translucent.)
(Also yeah, I’m not an artist)

You are an artist, soldier! You just proved that yourself! Very creative, very well done. I love Eman-on!

The size looks okay to me. For the future, though, when uploading an image you can click “Add to Post” and the image will be added in its full size right inside your post, rather than just an attachment at the bottom like it is now. You don’t always have to, though. It’s just another option. And don’t worry about the background, I’ll deal with that.

Great work, troops! The Squeel, Crested Bitey Gruff Booka-Snake-Goat, and Eman-on will make excellent additions to Master P.‘s ranks! Keep on keepin’ on!

For all your hard work, refreshments will be served in the vending machines. Make sure you have some DP in your wallets! A Big City Burger may take up half of your pay cheque, but it’s worth it!

Does anybody have a plate of veggie pickles on them? I could really go for a bite.

At ease, Private! There’s no rush. We still have plenty of time. Looking forward to see what you can come up with!

And to answer your question: No. I don’t know who “UR” is or what that means. I’m a high ranking officer in the Pigmask Army, I’m a Pork Trooper. A Fierce Pork Trooper, if you will. I didn’t get to where I am today by being some dweeby little forum user with an initialism for a name, if that’s what you’re implying.

I arrive with another Chimera, a creation straight from the Thunder Tower Tower of Love and Peace.

It’s…

…well I’m not really sure what it is! But Whatever this chimera is…you gotta admit it’s cute in an odd way!

(I honestly couldn’t tell what the animal part for the Whatever was so I went…vaguely for a type of rodent?)

I noticed there was a disconcerting lack of chimeras designed for a cold climate, so I came up with one myself!
Introducing the Reconstructed Snowman, designed for surveillance and reconnaissance in frigid environments. Each part of the snowman, down to the last flake, is hand-crafted with the Pigmask Frost Crystal Generator (not shown) and reinforced using the patented Sno-Assemble method. The QuietQuick tank treads are designed to ensure noiseless movement and maximum speed, up to 90 MPH. The robotic eye has is equipped with a state-of-the-art Pix-Nhance™ camera, with capable of recoding footage up to 10,000 hours and taking crystal clear images from over 3000 miles away. The snowman is also fitted with a Class-A cold retention module, enabling it to keep its form even in temperatures up 95 degrees Fahrenheit. And in a pinch, our buddy isn’t completely defenseless either. The Omega-Grip™ claw can hold items as delicate as glass without shattering them, but is also capable of clenching with a force of 800 tons and generating an electric shock anywhere from 40 to 80 volts. Best of all, the FrigiEnergy battery installed within the snowman allows it to generate power from cold, meaning it can operate indefinitely in a cold climate.

Technology is amazing!

Anything you make for Master P. is good enough, Private! He’s proud of you! Good work!

I like what I’m seeing, soldiers! You’re all doing an amazing job! Seriously! Word is, those nerdy, four-eyed scientists down at the lab in Murasaki have already begun development on some of your designs. Excellent work.

pio_dov:

I’m drowning in work, commander, and I keep forgetting! I need you to embrace your drill sergeant side and harass me until I do it.

YOU THERE, PRIVATE! YOU ASKED ME TO EMBRACE MY DRILL SEARGENT SIDE, AND SO I SHALL! YOU ASKED TO BE HARASSED, AND SO YOU SHALL BE! ASK AND THY SHALL RECIEVE!

THIS IS WAR, PRIVATE! THIS ISN’T TIME FOR LOLLYGAGGING! I DEMAND TO SEE A CHIMERA DESIGN FROM YOU NO LATER THAN 00:00 ON MAY THE 19! IF YOU DO NOT SUBMIT A DESIGN, THEN I SHALL PERSONALLY SEE TO IT THAT YOU SCRUB THE MEN’S LATRINES WITH YOUR OWN TOOTHBRUSH! THIS IS FOR YOUR KING, MASTER PORKY, MAGGOT! WE ARE HERE TO DO A JOB, AND THAT JOB IS TO MAKE THE BORING, LAME ANIMALS OF THE NOWHERE ISLANDS BADDER, TOUGHER, AND ROUGHER! YOU VOLUNTEERED TO JOIN THE PIGMASK ARMY ON YOUR MERIT, NOW YOU WILL DO YOUR LEADER AND YOUR FELLOW TROOPS YOUR DUE SERVICE BY FALLING IN LINE! DRAW ME A CHIMERA, PRIVATE!

NOW DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!

Excellent work. I see no catastrophic failures here, kay-o? Boing.

Regarding the deadline – I may have confused how deadlines work, but just to be clear, May the 19th is the final day for submissions. (Despite what I implied in the drill seargant routine.) You have until the day of the 19th is over. Basically, you have up until Monday morning. I won’t be mad if anybody’s a little bit late, either. And once again, I have no problems extending the deadline, somebody just needs to private or direct message me either here or on Discord, where I’m known as aethelia.

dorks back in the evil lab of horrors unspeakable

I present to you, the Dog-gon! And I know what you may be thinking! Deybrek, you appear to have posted this image upside down! And I assure you, I have not! The, uh. The creature just has what may be called, uh…
…some minor stability concerns, due to most of the weight being in the head…
However, worry not! It is extremely mobile! In fact, as the system for producing the dragonflame is in the head of the creature, its breath weapon actually propels it at remarkable speed! And it is dangerous! Its neck muscles are very powerful, enough to work its, uh… lower/upper portion as a whip!