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Mailbag for Thursday, December 23rd, 2006:
Mailbag VII. This will be my Christmas present to y'all! Get submitting!
This Week's Topic:
The funfest is coming up. What do you think of the prizes? What do you think of the judging? Will you be participating?
The funfest is coming up. What do you think of the prizes? What do you think of the judging? Will you be participating?
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You're the man, Baconman.:
Dr. Baconman says:
Let us give our thanks for all that we have been blessed with:
We are thankful, Lord, for the delicious food specialty of Trout Yogurt and Beef Jerky Bananas.
We are thankful for those loving friends who accompanied us into the world(HI CARP!).[Editor: Hi Bacon!]
We are thankful that Flint un-retired to pull out his stops yet.
And WII are especially thankful for old man Itoi* promising us a new Earthbound game by the next decade.
*-Might actually be Liar Dan, Jr.

Carparama responds:
Even if Itoi doesn't come through with that statement, assuming he actually made the statement, it won't bother me. Mother 3 will be enough, especially after it is translated.
Beef jerky bananas? That sounds a lot better than it probably is. But the Flint comment? Who is Flint? IS THAT A MOTHER 3 SPOILERS, BACONMAN?! Oh, you're lucky you're awesome.
And in this reply, I'll let something be known. Every letter received by mailbag today will be co-responded by several of my friends. For DrBaconman, I thought it'd be wise to let my good buddy Mansion_Maniac respond to Baconman's. :)

Mansion_Maniac responds:
I dunno where this SICK, SICK love you have for Beef Jerky Bananas comes from whilst completely lacking acknowledgement for Peanut Cheese Bars! If Itoi had a time machine back in the early 90s and saw that statement, he would be so devastated that he would cancel plans on EarthBound! You hear that, Bacon? YOU would be responsible for a world without EarthBound, and thusly, a world without Starmen.net, without the Radio PSI you so lovingly listen to! Instead, this "Flint" guy you speak of would probably instead give him the inspiration to make him the main character for a cowboy platformer game where you have to collect stars, use lassos to bind and kill enemies, and fight galactic superheroes... wait a minute, I just basically described the Toy Story game.
...I've lost my train of thought, disregard everything I said.To read the rest of the letters ...:
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